AAVEIN BABA NANAKA : BY RAVINDER GAREWAL
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What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip .
What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morningwalk.
What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glassdoor.
What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans : miser's house has caught fire and he is givingmiss calls to the Fire brigade
Nokia Multimedia Converter 2.0, including an enhanced user interface and support for 128 kbps video bit stream, is a tool for converting common multimedia files (such as AVI, WAV, MPEG, and MP3) into standard 3GPP/AMR, H.263, wideband-, and narrow-band-AMR-supported formats for use in mobile phone applications such as MMS. Original and converted multimedia and 3GPP/AMR formats can be played on a PC.Main features include:
Converts common multimedia files to 3GPP/AMR format files
Video: H.263 (profile 0)
Audio: AMR (AMR-NB and AMR-WB)
Console and graphical tool options for converting files
Playback common multimedia and 3GPP/AMR format files on PC
Support for 128kbps bit stream H.263 video
New improved user interface
Improved AMR-WB encoderPlay your favourite media files on your Nokia mobile phone.
Converts common multimedia files to 3GPP/AMR format files
Video: H.263 (profile 0)
Audio: AMR (AMR-NB and AMR-WB)
Console and graphical tool options for converting files
Playback common multimedia and 3GPP/AMR format files on PC
Support for 128kbps bit stream H.263 video
New improved user interface
Improved AMR-WB encoderPlay your favourite media files on your Nokia mobile phone.
Even God has a Sense of Humour!!
God was in the process of creating the universe.And he was explaining to his subordinates"Look everything should be in balance.For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellowangels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People.Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....The angel was quite surprised:"But god you said everything should be in balance.
God was in the process of creating the universe.And he was explaining to his subordinates"Look everything should be in balance.For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellowangels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People.Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....The angel was quite surprised:"But god you said everything should be in balance.
"God replied --"Look at the neighbours I gave them."
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Microsoft Windows Live OneCare is a comprehensive and integrated PC health service that helps protect and maintain your computer with antivirus, firewall, PC maintenance, and file backup and restore functionality.
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